Bujiji Blog

You may have seen the Bujiji Vs. Bunny thing online. There's polls, videos, posts, music, game shows, and even scientific lab reports trying to explain who is better. Many people have no clue where this originated. All they remember is that a few years ago, Bunny and I were best friends. What happened? That is what I'm going to officially explain here.

A few years ago, Bunny and I were good friends. We would go out for lunch, go to parties, all the stereotypical best friend stuff. One day, however, Bunny stopped talking to me. I don't know what sparked it, but we stopped going out to do stuff. We began to grow more distant, as we went our separate ways after college. We would occasionally call, but they were growing shorter. We began to have less in common. Bunny grew to be more resentful. She hated many things in life, and she began to have a more negative attitude overall. I noticed this in her blog. This is my first ever blog post, and it was inspired by her, but as I wrote this, I realized Bunny was no longer really my friend. Every so often, I'd bump into her outside, at a cafe or something. She was starting to be kind of mean to the stuffies around her.

One day, I was beginning one of my newest business endeavors. I was trying to mine deep into the Stuffyland Mountains to try to find some cake. I was doing well, without any heavy machinery. But Bunny was apparently resentful of my success. She started up a company to compete. Recently, she has dropped out of the competition, but not before becoming basically an enemy.

So that's the story of me and Bunny. I'm not saying I'm completely in the right here. I'm not. I have done some relatively mean pranks, like pouring expired milk all over her house, then deep freezing it. It was funny to see her blowtorching it, however, so I've milked her house a bit more over the past week. I've even perfected my methods, like adding oil so the blowtorch would set it all on fire. So she had to chop at the ice, and would laugh my head off. I've also been posting various embarrassing things about Bunny on the Internet, as well as funny videos starring her. I am 100% not innocent, and I love it. To be fair, however, Bunny has done her fair share of things to me. She also has been posting videos and pictures of me doing weird things, and I'm simply retaliating. So I'm not in the wrong, nor in the right. You can actually vote, on Stuffter, about who you support. I have around 57% of the votes, but I won't tell you to vote for me. This is your opinion, not mine, nor Bunny's.

In other words, however, I do want to acknowledge that this is officially the grand opening of my website. This first blog post will mark the beginning for this glorious site. I personally think I did much better than Bunny's. This will open the floodgates for many more to come, as I perfect blog-writing. Who knows what I'll write about. It could be politics, business, things that happen in my life, or even some series regarding this beef. I might consider doing a short story or two, but I'm not the best creative writer. Maybe I can ask Monkey to do a feature. And I'll make another post soon regarding the Denver situation.

Bujiji Vs. Bunny

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